took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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