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(250): View more from British Columbia

note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...

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(208): View more from Idaho

We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.

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(540): View more from Virginia

LETS GO REDSKINS!

(276): View more from Virginia

Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.

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(253): View more from Washington

girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends

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(607): View more from New York

It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.

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(703): View more from Virginia

just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

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