They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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