i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pants are for mortals
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