You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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