Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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