at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.