i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Even my vagina gasped.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.