dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel