Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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