yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Text me some of your sweat
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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