took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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