Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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