HIV tests are more positive than that guy
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
