I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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