You're a womanizer and a bitch.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
