Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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