i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
vagina is talking i cant
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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