What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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