Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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