you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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