God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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