Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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