don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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