girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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