I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
