Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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