somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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