: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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