I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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