People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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