using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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