Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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