my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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