Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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