look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
third nipple confirmed
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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