she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You don't make any sense
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