We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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