He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
