But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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