i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize
