dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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