the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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