He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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