i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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