fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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