And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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