I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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