capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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