Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
