If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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