VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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