But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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