Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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