Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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