Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
