allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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