if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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