My first STD was from a foam party
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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