i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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